Galloping Cats

At the grocery store July 10, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — gallopingcats @ 7:47 pm

Stopped off with Gatito to pick up a few things this evening. The woman in front of me eyed my package of Popsicles and said, “Those are really terrible for him. You shouldn’t feed him that stuff.”

I stared, stunned.

“All those chemicals,” she continued. “The diet stuff is terrible. Better to have real sugar.”
“These aren’t diet,” I told her.
“Yes, they are,” she insisted.
“No, they’re not.”
“They say ‘free’ on the package,” she pressed.
“Yes. Free prizes,” I said, showing her. “But I don’t recall asking for your opinion.”
“Oh,” she says. “Well I’m just a nosy busybody.”
By then she was done and I was handing over my reusable bags to the checker. As she left, I shouted after her, “Your plastic bags are destroying the planet!”
Her only response was to duck her head and walk a little faster.
Asshole.

***

Speaking of assholes…. In the parking lot a few minutes later, I saw a woman leave her car with a toddler in her car seat and a man that I seriously thought was dead in the front seat, Weekend at Bernie’s style. The engine was running, presumably for the air conditioning but hello? Child in back seat, passed out man in front, keys in the ignition?! Tell me that’s not a recipe for a Lifetime original movie.

After a couple of minutes, the child began to playfully kick the man’s head, big smile on her face. Totally normal two-year-old behavior, in my opinion. Is she just supposed to sit in the back seat of a car with no music, no one to talk to, no toys, no books? I mean, she’s not a plant. The man roused himself and started yelling at her. The girl began to cry and seconds later, the man was again passed out in the original position. It was such a bizarre and sad scene.

 

10 Responses to “At the grocery store”

  1. Day Says:

    Oh no she didn’t!!! I love your comeback though! I was still laughing and then the second part of your post made me sad. Poor little girl. How bizarre.

  2. JK Says:

    Love the comment you gave to the nosy busybody.

    I had a nosy busybody tell me that she read a review of Odwalla Bars and wouldn’t eat them ever again … This was just as I was taking a bite of mine. I’ve been googling them and I can’t find bad stuff about them… Other than they aren’t good “diet” options…. I KNOW that. I’m not eating them to lose weight. I’m eating them when I have no other options for calories.

    ANNOYING PEOPLE SUCK.

    xoxo.

  3. twirl Says:

    >>“Oh,” she says. “Well I’m just a nosy busybody.”<<

    LOVE.IT.

    (and I’m pretending I didn’t read the second part. =(

  4. Melissa Says:

    See, now I thought there was an unwritten rule that you may surreptitiously check out the groceries of people behind or in front of you in line as much as you like, but you should NEVER comment on them. That rule goes double if you’re an ass. Jeez. I liked your comeback too.

    The second situation was sad. Now where was the nosy busybody when you needed her!

  5. samsstories Says:

    I would have likely said something very inappropriate to Miss Busybody. Like, “He likes to wash the cigarettes and crack down with a good Popsicle.” Because I’m rude.

  6. Kathy McC Says:

    Wow. I can’t believe people can be so rude! How would she even know they were for your son?? Gah!

    I had a cashier once who started asking questions when I bought a pregnancy test. Now, this was a long time ago when I *didn’t* want to be pregnant (I wasn’t) but he kept saying, “Wow, how exciting! Are you hoping for a boy or girl?”, etc. I was just stunned. And one of my neighbors was standing in line behind me…

  7. Irish Girl Says:

    Seriously?!?! Some people are so pathetic they have to look around for some tiny thing to make themselves feel better about their miserable little lives.

    I love your comeback!

    Poor little girl in the car. This is the sort of thing that makes me so angry about our infertility.

  8. Emily Says:

    Bwa ha ha ha ha! (To the first part, of course.) You are my Grocery Store Hero.

  9. dorothy Says:

    Awesome comeback. You’ve beaten l’esprit de l’escalier! I must look sufficiently mean; no one comments on my groceries. Not even when I was eight months pregnant and out on a liquor run for our backyard party (I was the one who was unquestionably sober enough to drive), when I was completely geared up to say something nasty if questioned.

    I will hope for the sake of the child in the car that that incident in the parking lot was a lapse in parenting due to some immense personal stress like the death of a parent.

  10. Ollie Says:

    Spectacular job! I so wish I was the person behind you in line to watch the show. People can be so damned annoying.


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